Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
OH GOD! OH GOD! I’M CRYING! THAT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK! HIS EXPRESSION AT THE END! JFC!
Tank maintenance getting you down? Teach your fish to clean up after themselves.
Jock the octopus, a star attraction at Scotland’s Loch Lomond Aquarium has learned to clean the glass on his own aquarium. He was apparently intrigued when staffers would clean his tank, and one day took over the task. Jock has become such a neat freak he even cleans up after dinner, stacking discarded crab shells in a pile.
*Is very pleased!*
Octopi are so cute
Oh man, I bet that’s great for his mental stimuli needs
"But there’s one puzzle Jock hasn’t quite got his head around yet – when he arrived from the US, staff gave him bagpipes.“They look a bit like another octopus, only in tartan pyjamas,” Leigh said. “He’s still working out whether to play it or befriend it.”
Befriend it my ass, Jock is just trying to figure out how to get in the (plaid) pants off that other strange octopus.